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My plan, having accumulated no less than 24 songs to play at the coffeehouse gig, is to practice only those relentlessly. In my travels I found one of my favorite songs to sing and play. In the Car by Barenaked Ladies.

    A great deal of you may be familiar with this song, and its irreverency. But since it is so delightfully catchy, I am willing to change around some of the words in the bridge, yet staying true to the hilariously awful-yet-wonderful intent.
       I have two versions ... tell me the better one.

Original:
It was mostly mutual masturbation
although we spoke of penetration I'd have to wait
for someone else to try it out. ... (in the car, yadda yadda yaddda)

Alternative Ver. One:
It was mostly casual conversation
with some sexual alterations I knew we'd have
a later date to try it out

Alternative Ver. Two:
It was mostly mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
Though we denied qualifications for greater stuff
Someday soon, we'd try it out.

thanks loves! mwah.